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  • 100 Camels and a Clever Sales Pitch

    100 Camels and a Clever Sales Pitch

    We were on a cruise down the Nile River and Luxor was one of the places that we visited. While we were in the Temple of Hatshepsut, a middle-aged man walks up to us, looks at my mother, me, and my father, and just says, “I’ll give you 100 camels for her.” My father just…

  • When a Waitress Exposes Infidelity

    When a Waitress Exposes Infidelity

    I waitressed in high school. A guy came in to eat with his family (a little girl and his pregnant wife). The wife went to the bathroom and the guy asked for the check, and on the check, he wrote his phone number in the tip area, along with “call me baby.” I ran his…

  • A Supermarket Moment to Remember

    A Supermarket Moment to Remember

    My son had a major meltdown in the supermarket today, and I was close to leaving the shopping cart at the checkout. Lots of people stared, but not in a judging way. I was cuddling him, and gave him a kiss as he slowly calmed down. “You’re doing really well,” I told him. A young…

  • When Celebrations Lead to Confusion

    When Celebrations Lead to Confusion

    A woman was describing the moment her daughter started her period. “We were so happy, and even celebrated it. We bought a cake, a box with everything necessary, and explained what she should do. A month passed, the daughter came home and said, ‘Mom, I think there’s something wrong with me. I got my period…

  • A Shopping Encounter

    A Shopping Encounter

    I was out shopping with my 3-year-old daughter and the elderly woman in front of us started talking to her, “Aren’t you adorable, your mom got you a really nice outfit!” I smiled and said that I got the outfit for my daughter. She stopped smiling, frowned, and said, “Oh, isn’t she cold then?”

  • When Earrings Spark Statewide Assumptions

    When Earrings Spark Statewide Assumptions

    So I walk into the bathroom and this girl stops me from entering and says, ’Sorry, I couldn’t help but notice your earrings, are you from Texas??’ These are the earrings I was wearing.

  • The Ultimate Conversation Ender

    The Ultimate Conversation Ender

    My husband and I were in a restaurant just drinking some juice. I was already 4 months pregnant, but you could hardly tell. At some point, my husband went to the bathroom, then some random guy sat down next to me and asked me why I was sitting by myself. I answered, “Actually, I’m not…

  • A new stylist cut my hair today

    A new stylist cut my hair today

    She washed my hair in silence for a long time, and then suddenly said, “I’ll tell you a secret, just don’t laugh. One of the best products for washing hair is intimate hygiene gel. It has a very soft and gentle consistency.

  • A Tech Tale

    A Tech Tale

    My dad called me last night saying that he thinks he has a virus on his laptop because some kind of flower showed up on his screen. Today he sent me this picture.

  • Why Staying Alert Can Save the Day

    Why Staying Alert Can Save the Day

    A man pulled up at the drive-thru, and before placing his order, backed to speak properly into the microphone. I noticed the car was still in reverse gear, so I backed up a little further. Sure enough, after he placed his order, he accelerated and went back about 10 feet. Definitely would’ve hit my car.…