I was looking for a present for my wife and I came across an auction that was selling stuff from an old house. I saw a strange object that looked like a necklace. I asked an old lady how much it cost and she said, “It’s not a necklace.
It is a Nantucket Sailor’s Chastity Belt.” It was $175. I was really happy. Nobody I know had anything like this. Later, I contacted a museum, sent them a picture of the belt, and sold it for $2,000.
When I was 8 or 9, my grandma’s gold watch went missing. My uncle, aunt, and mom interrogated me for hours, making me cry and pressuring me…
I remarried when my daughter was 15. She said, “It’s me or your new family!” She put my wife’s pregnancy at risk, so, I had to keep…
My neighbor has VERY loud romantic encounters, and the walls are paper-thin. After weeks of enduring it, I slipped a note under their door that read, “Congrats…
On our first date, we went to a classy restaurant. As soon as we sat down, she smiled at the waiter and asked, “What’s the most expensive…
We had just started dating, and he was low on money. I invited him to a romantic weekend, all expenses covered. We really connected-it all felt perfect….
I don’t allow meat in my house, and my 15-year-old stepdaughter says I can’t impose my vegan lifestyle on her. I told her, ‘I make the rules…