Wedding Interruptus

My dad was marrying his third wife. My step-brother and I were in the wedding party. He was about 6, I was 10.

The preacher asks if anyone objects and my brother raises his hand so very politely. My dad asks why, and my step-brother replies, “Because I want you to promise to take me fishing whenever I want, first.”

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