When I was a kid, I once faked a stomachache, so my granny would let me stay home. I’ve always been a bad liar, so she tried to call my bluff: she told me if I was too sick for school, then she’d be scheduling me a Dr’s appointment.
3 hours later, I was rushed into ER for immediate surgery. My fake illness was actually appendicitis, and it was so inflamed that if I hadn’t come in that day, my appendix would have ruptured.
I felt 100% fine that day, so faking sickness actually saved my life.
When I was 8 or 9, my grandma’s gold watch went missing. My uncle, aunt, and mom interrogated me for hours, making me cry and pressuring me…
I remarried when my daughter was 15. She said, “It’s me or your new family!” She put my wife’s pregnancy at risk, so, I had to keep…
My neighbor has VERY loud romantic encounters, and the walls are paper-thin. After weeks of enduring it, I slipped a note under their door that read, “Congrats…
On our first date, we went to a classy restaurant. As soon as we sat down, she smiled at the waiter and asked, “What’s the most expensive…
We had just started dating, and he was low on money. I invited him to a romantic weekend, all expenses covered. We really connected-it all felt perfect….
I don’t allow meat in my house, and my 15-year-old stepdaughter says I can’t impose my vegan lifestyle on her. I told her, ‘I make the rules…