The Swede’s wife steps up to the tee, and as she bends over, a gust of wind lifts her skirt, revealing she’s not wearing underwear. “Good God, woman! Why no skivvies?” Ole exclaims. “You don’t give me enough housekeeping money,” she replies. He hands her $50. “For decency’s sake, buy some underwear!”
The Irishman’s wife steps up, and her skirt lifts, revealing the same. “Blessed Mary, woman! No knickers?” Patrick asks. “I can’t afford any on what you give me,” she responds. He hands her $20. “Buy yourself some underwear!”
The Scotsman’s wife bends over, and the wind exposes her. “Aggie! Where are yer drawers?” he shouts. “Ye don’t give me enough money!” she replies. He reaches into his pocket and says, “Well, here’s a comb. Tidy yerself up a bit.”
