After years of marriage, a man finds himself unable to perform for his wife. His doctor tries various treatments, but nothing works and concludes it’s psychological, referring him to a psychiatrist.
When the psychiatrist can’t help, he sends him to a witch doctor who claims, “I can cure this!” The witch doctor throws powder into a flame, creating a burst of blue smoke, and explains, “Say
‘123, and it will rise for as long as you wish, but only once a year. To end it, say ‘1234; but it won’t work again until the next year.”
Excited, the man goes home to surprise his wife. In bed, he whispers, “123,” and instantly gets an erection. His wife, startled, turns over and asks, “What did you say ‘123’ for?”
