Golden Years Humor: 7 Jokes about Grandmas and Grandpas

Dear Old George’s Annual Check-Up George’s eyesight may not be what it once was, but his positive outlook is as strong as ever. After his latest doctor’s visit, he proudly told Dr. Stephens that “God turns on the light when I pee and switches it off when I’m done!” Turns out, George was actually peeing in the refrigerator — his wife thought it was the dog!
The Mischievous Grandmas on a Bench Three lively grandmas decided to pull a little prank on a passing old man. They confidently told him they could guess his age if he dropped his pants. He took them up on it, and to his shock, they nailed his age exactly. Their secret? They had just celebrated his birthday with him the day before!
Grandpa Turns 100! At his 100th birthday party, everyone marveled at Grandpa’s vitality. He shared his “secret” — he and Grandma pledged that the one who was wrong in an argument would go for a walk. Grandpa has been walking ever since!
William and Kevin’s Adventure at the Supermarket In the supermarket, a calm grandfather kept saying, “Easy, William,” as a rowdy child threw a fit. Impressed by his patience, a woman commented that William was lucky to have him. The man smiled and replied, “Thanks, but I am William. This little terror’s name is Kevin!”
The Forgetful Sisters Three elderly sisters tried to help each other remember simple things — like whether they were going up or down the stairs or getting in or out of the bath. Their confusion only grew, but they kept each other company in the process!
Grandpa’s Missing Teeth On the porch, Grandma got Grandpa reminiscing about their younger days. When she asked him to nibble her ear as he used to, he got up, saying, “I’m going to get my teeth!”
The Card Game Memory Lapse A longtime friend looked at her card partner and confessed that, though they had known each other for years, she couldn’t remember her name. Her friend’s response? “How soon do you need to know?”
Timmy’s Secret Weapon Little Timmy figured out that simply saying “I know everything” could earn him hush money from his parents. Emboldened, he tried the same line with the mailman — only to be met with a heartfelt, “Come give Daddy a hug.”
Tommy’s Whispering Lesson After his mom taught him to say “whisper” instead of “pee,” Tommy tried it with Grandpa on a fishing trip. Misunderstanding, Grandpa invited him to “whisper” in his ear, causing a hilarious, innocent moment of confusion.
Billy, the Closet Entrepreneur Billy found himself in the closet with his mom’s secret lover and used the moment to charge an “entry fee” of $250 for a baseball and, later, $750 for a glove. His dad, oblivious, later asked Billy to grab the glove for some father-son bonding.